Ohio Man Slings Feces in the Judge’s Face After Sentencing
Gross. An Ohio Man sentenced to 40 years in prison for armed robberies was none too pleased with his punishment, so naturally, he threw his feces at the judge. “Did you just give me 40 [...]
Finally—Something Trump and Hillary Supporters Can Agree On
Debra Messing for a Nobel Peace Prize! No matter who you’re voting for this November, chances are you’ve realized that the country is screwed. But what you may not know is our taste [...]
North Carolina Not Backing Down on Bathroom Bill — Sues Justice Dept.
Showdown in North Carolina. The Obama Administration’s deadline for North Carolina to abandon its so-called “bathroom bill” is here, but no one is backing down. North Carolina [...]
Zika Virus is Here To Stay According to Leading Experts
Like it or not, looks like we’re stuck with Zika Virus for years to come… Remember when the Health Minister of El Salvador told women not to get pregnant till 2018? Well, that date [...]
Florida Man Changed Name to Bruce Jenner to Preserve its “Heterosexual Roots.”
Quote: “This name once stood for America.” Bruce Jenner is back…Kind of. A bodyguard in Florida — who once was employed by the Kardashian family — changed his name to [...]
KFC’s Edible Nail Polish is Finger Licking Good
KFC is taking it’s “Finger Licking Good” mantra really literally. The newest KFC marketing gimmick is weird, awesome, and kind of gross. We present to you: Kentucky Fried [...]
World Record for the Longest Stand-Up Comedy Show Goes to…
Would you sit through more than 184 hours of non-stop comedy to set the world record? Nashville StandUp is no stranger to world records. In fact, they set the World Record for “Longest [...]
Bernie Says It’s “Not Impossible” to Win
Unfortunately, the math doesn’t seem to agree. Sanders has been steadfast in his commitment to see this campaign through with no plans to leave the race before the party’s national [...]
Should Women Be Drafted to the Military?
Top military leaders recently recommended that women be required to register for the draft. Everybody has an opinion, and ⎯ Wait!! THE DRAFT IS BACK?! The December decision to open all combat [...]
The Battle for The Bible Belt!
Alabama and Tennessee square off in a battle for religious superiority in this week’s Battle for The Bible Belt! There’s no disputing that Alabama and Tennessee love Jesus more [...]
